Then there is the Grand Canyon itself: fantastic strata showing millions of years of geological time:

Here you could see how the Colorado River had cut out the canyon:

But the days we spent in Las Vegas were memorable: not always for the reasons you would expect when reading the publicity for the city. Las Vegas Boulevard (the Strip) is a stunning road. On both sides there are enormous casino hotels attracting millions of visitors every year. At night, the boulevard flashes with a carbon footprint larger than some nation states. The place reminds me of many developing countries where large flows of cash prompt massive building projects. All through the day and night, massive cranes silently swing above sky-high steel and concrete structures – skeletons of the next generation of apartments, casinos and hotels.


More glass seems to be used in the most recent constructions as they reflect along the convex and concave edifices the contours of neighbouring towers. On the strip itself we are approached by people who remind us of our holiday in Turkey. They press us to take free tickets to shows, discounted rates for trips and meals. Unlike Turkey, there are squat men (and women) who wear tee shirts declaring that they can deliver a girl to any punter within twenty minutes. We escape into the famous attractions:
Monte Carlo: 2 big statues outside make it look like a potentially swish place. On entry, however, you are just met with hundreds of electronic gambling machines and the hotel lobby. So the nearest this place gets to southern France is the thermometer showing a high Mediterranean temperature outside.
Excalibur: now this you really need to take your 5-year old to! That is if he or she likes coastal town fairground attractions like throwing things or shooting at rather pathetic targets – like model knights in armour. The castellation inside and outside has as much to do with Arthurian Britain as a plastic Christmas tree has to do with the New Testament. Kitsch would be too complimentary to this “attraction”.
Luxor: the giant model of the sphinx outside the pyramid-shaped casino brings to mind the original riddle “what has four legs in the morning, two legs in the afternoon, and three legs in the evening?” The answer is probably the average Luxor punter (needs the extra legs when not in bed sleeping it off!) The hoped-for sight of the largest man-made enclosed space in the world (that’s the ad for the pyramid) is not to be seen as the place is totally filled with other constructions, gambling equipment and partition walls. Great disappointment!
Mandalay: the approach through spectacularly-displayed waterfalls and statuary is pleasantly shaded. The entry promises a beach and wild animals: we didn’t go and see the sharks and the beach is only open to hotel guests. Ah well, you can’t win them all!
New York New York. Now this is more like it. This is Americans building a set that is American. And they know how to do that … the street with various restaurants and cafés is well done and the film set quality of the place is not out of keeping with the tone of the entire set of buildings. Outside, the mock-up Statue of Liberty fronts a well thought-out fake skyline of the big apple – including a nice Empire State building etched into the permanently blue sky.
Paris. Oh mon dieu! Peut-être les Americains aiment cette burlesque: mais un vrai français va rire. The bottom sections of the fake Eiffel Tower stick through a picture of the sky so when you look up, all you see is a poor replica of the sky outside. Quelle domage!
Venetian: The false sky in Venetian is far more convincing. It stretches all the way along the restaurant and shop-lined canal where gondoliers sing to their passengers whilst punting through the attraction. Very swank shops (with swank prices) inhabit this place with architectural features that mimic the Italian city inspiration. The whole place is amusing and pleasant … and nicely ridiculous. It’s the only resort/casino that is NOT owned by a big corporation: and Mr. Goldstein’s good taste actually breaks through the mock-Venetian façade.


Planet Hollywood. Now here I am heavily biased as the buffet downstairs (the Spice Market) serves a huge selection of food and drink at £15 per head. You can eat and drink as much as you like and the quality of the cuisine is excellent! So who cares about the hundreds of people upstairs staring at the electronic gambling machines as they sit, alone, watching their money disappear? We went upstairs and also watched some very quick-handed young women and men with gaudy waistcoats dealing cards to groups of punters who were happy to see the house take their cash.
Tropicana seems to have a pseudo-waterfall of descending light at night .. or perhaps it is not meant to be a waterfall. Inside there are good exhibitions: we saw the one entitled BODY which features a huge range of anatomical presentations from real human bodies and embryos captured in a silicon process. A more artistic version was shown in London where some people protested at the contents.
Circus Circus has free circus acts every half hour. Great fun … although of course they only do a couple at a time so as not to distract punters from the serious business of cash extraction.

Treasure Island has a model galleon outside and has sirens presenting themselves in a nightly show. We missed the show as we were eating in Planet Hollywood over the road.
Bellagio has the best night-time fountain display: we liked to watch that too much to tear ourselves away to go inside. Not to be too picky (but why not as this is meant to be where everything is miles-over-the-top place) but the fountain displays in the Tunisian resort of Porto El Kantouai were far more spectacular using multi-coloured lighting and music! Come on Bellagio, catch up!
Mirage looks impressive and has Cirque Du Soleil shows. We did not go inside although we saw they were building a new active volcano outside that is due to erupt by the end of the year.
Caesar’s Palace is not really a palace – more a reasonable-sized town. It took about a quarter of an hour just to walk past it! The place is beset with Roman-style statuary and columned architecture. If the giant amphitheatre were used for the original types of show, the lions would be harder to come by than the plentiful supply of victims in the USA!
MGM. Massive statues of golden lions outside and a live one in an enclosure inside with two men sitting beside it! (Was the lion drugged?) The hotel concierge quickly sorted out our tickets to Ka, the Cirque Du Soleil performance in the MGM theatre. Fantastic show! Definitely the high point of our days in Las Vegas.